दोस्त मेरे कुछ कम ही होते है

दोस्त मेरे कुछ कम ही होते है, बातो के सिलसिले भी कम ही होते है। बातो से दिल जीतने का हुनर मुझे आता नहीं, बातो बातो मे फसाने कुछ कम ही होते है।

कुछ बचपन के यार, कुछ जवानी के दिलदार , इक नादान सा इश्क और बचपने हजार , इतना ही जहां मेरा बस इतना सा है संसार।

दुनियादारी से फासला तय ही होता है अपना, शायद इसीलिए सैकड़ों झूठे अपनों से चंद सच्चे बेगाने यार रखता हूं। कुछ फ़िज़ूल ताने अनसुने करता हूं और सपने हजार रखता हूं।

Nazar nazariya

Nazar nazariye ka fark hai, sab k liye ek tark hai… Kabhi paas ho kar bhi Jannat nahi dikhati, kisi ki zindagi jannat-e-nark hai.

Dil-o-dimaag to beshak sabhi ko mila, par khushiya dhundne k hunar me thoda fark hai… Aksar khushiya dil hi deta hai , dimaag to bas ek marz hai…

Ek marz jo namumkin se dar paal leta hai, dil to bas badhawashiyo me hi mast hai…

Ek hunar un bachoo se seekh lena, ladna jhagadna fir khilkhila lena…khel khilono k ye mohtaj nahi ye , kabhi tum bhi kaagaj ki kashti chala lena kabhi bewajah daud laga lena...

Happy Diwali

A very happy and prosperous deepawali to everyone, many of us have managed to avoid crakers though there were lots of them out there but atleast we have taken our first step towards caring for our environment.

I bribed my kids with some extra toys and sweets and they happily agreed to go this diwali without crackers. And good thing is this time they are happily playing all around but everytime they get serious throat infection during Diwali .

So I prefer to see my kids happy over those unnecessary crackers.

Aj hawa me zeher kuch kam to hai, kilkariyo se bhara fir bhi angan to hai … Kya rakha hai kambakht zehrile ujalo me, diyo se bhi ghar roshan to hai…

Pathako ka dhuan nahi, fulo ki khushbu to hai …rangoli k rang hai, tyohar ka mausam to hai…

शून्य

शून्य से ही जग बने, शून्य पर ही सब खत्म, शून्य से ही मैं और तुम, शून्य से ही है जिवन।

शून्य से ही तू बढ़े, शून्य से ही तू चला, आकर रुकेगा शून्य पर ही, चक्र ये निरंतर चला।

लगे कभी तूझे कि सामने है अंत खड़ा, याद रखना प्रारंभ की है यही विशेषता, अंत है आरंभ भी, हर आरंभ का है अंत लिखा।

शून्य पर है तू खड़ा और शून्य पर है तू चला, शून्य भी तब तक चलेगा, जब तलक है तू चला।

विचित्र है पर सत्य है , शून्य यह अद्भुत बड़ा, ना कोई भी नोंक इस में, सादगी से है भरा ।

सब कहीं ना कहीं जाकर रुके, शून्य ये निरंतर चला, और शून्य बस चलता रहा।

Chana Shengdana Masala

Well, this was the experimental recipe and it turned out to be awesome.
Ingredients:
1) chana – soak overnight – 2 bowls
2)kasuri methi – 1 bowl
3) shengdana/ mungfali dana 1.5 bowl
4) Patna mirchi 4 large size
5) 2 onion, 2 tomato, small ginger piece, 7-8 cloves of garlic, kali miri 2 spoons.
6 ) khade masale- dagad fool, dalchini small, elaychi -2, ten patta small, dry lal mirch 1.
7) masala- garam masala, dhaniya powder, amchur, lal mirch, kadhi patta, haldi powder.
Method :
In the mixer : Slit onions in 4 pieces, tomatoes as well, kali mirch, ginger, garlic, shengdana. And mix well. Add some water and mix again, mixture will turn out to be pink in colour.
Take some oil in pan, add some rai, let it splitter, add all kadhi patta, elyachi hand grinded, add kasuri methi, add all khada masala.
After some time add chopped patna mirchi. Saute for some time then add the masala from mixer and close the lid. Cook for 5 minutes. You can smell the nice aroma of masalas.
Add other masala : dhaniya powder, haldi, amchur powder, lal mirch, garam masala and cook for some more time
Chana should be cooked in cooker for 10 whistles, Add cooked chana in pan. Cook well for 4-5 minutes. Garnish with coriander…

Ride with a Rascal… GADI TERA BHAI CHALAEGA

Now that is the line we say or get to listen when we get drunk with friends, but this time in my case it was different.

He was not my friend infact he was a stranger and he was drunk.

I was working in Delhi and was returning from my Kirti Nagar office.

I was walking to Kirti Nagar metro station when this guy passed by my side on his bike and fell on the road about 20meters ahead of me.

I rushed to pick him up, he was lying on the road but he was not hurt anywhere, I asked him if he’s ok, he nodded, I picked his bike and then helped him to get up and that’s when I realised he was drunk.

It was 9:00 PM and I asked if I can drop you anywhere as he was not looking in the condition to ride on his own.

Rascal Said : Tune bhai ki jaan bachai hai bhai terko chodega.

I said: Ok , let me ride the bike.

Rascal: “Gadi tera bhai chalega”.

Me : Bhai ko police utha k le jayegi, samjha kar let me ride.

Rascal: Abe tera bhai Army me hai, ye dekh and he gave me his Army ID card.

I realised, he is not going to listen so I said chal bhai tu nikal mera metro station samne hi hai. I’ll manage.

Rascal: Tune bhai ki jaan bachai hai , bhai terko ghar tak chod k ayega , kahan chodna hai bata tu bas.

Me: It’s too far, let it be I will manage .

Rascal : Tu bata bas bola na, kahan jana hai bata…

Me: Laxmi Nagar, But I will come only if you let me ride the bike.

Rascal somehow agreed after sometime. And we headed to Laxmi Nagar, but just after few Kilometres he started shouting , ” Abe kya bailgadi chala raha hai” Gadi rok, Gadi rok! And again I had to stop.

He forced me to sit on the backseat, and now he was riding. He was drunk, he was not wearing a helmet, forget about him I was not wearing a helmet and he was riding at 100+ speed.

Gadi bhai ne chalai, aur meri jaan mere muh tak aake ruki thi. I never wanted to die like this. And he was riding like he’s the Yamraj and we are just ready to enter the clouds…

Again , after few Kilometres I started shouting . Stop, Stop,Stop!

Rascal : Bhai Laxmi Nagar to dur hai.

Me: Nahi Bhai yahan bech me mujhe thoda kam hai, wo karke main chala jaunga… You enjoy your Flight!!!

I ran to nearby metro station and our bhai in typical Delhi wali feeling said: Bhai agar koi bhi kaam ho puri Delhi me to bas tu phone laga dena bhai pahuch jayega…

I kept running without taking his phone number and without even asking his name…

Sapno ki zindagi

Zindagi ek sapne jaisi nahi ,

tera ek sapna hai zindagi,

Jee le is sapne k liye, warna to bewafaa hai zindagi,

Sapne k liye lad, sapne k liye jee, sapna hi ibadat hai, bas sapno ki hai zindagi

Shayad tu darega, shayad tu girega, sunsaan se rasto pe akela bhi padega, gir k sambhalega sambhal k fir girega

Isi chalne girne ka naam zindagi, tere ankhoon me rakha khwab zindagi

Manzilo me nahi rasto pe hai zindagi, jeetane ka nahi ladne ka hai naam zindagi

Ho sakta hai haar jaye tu, gir gir k fir bikhar jayye tu, kuch pal ruk, saaf kar apne zakhmo ko, dekh k fir ek naya sapna , chal uth fir jeene zindagi

Jeena sapno ko jee bhar k , fakr karna khud ki quabiliyat pe, jo chahe kahe zamana tu jeena Teri zindagi

Dikawe ki diwaare aksar khokli reh jaati hai , tu jeena tere sapno ki zindagi

बेवजह

जी ले जिंदगी बेवजह, एक बात तेरा साथ बेवजह,

थोड़ा लड़ थोड़ा मुस्कुरा ,ले हाथों में एक हाथ बेवजह ।

गम है तो खुशियां भी होंगी, मर्ज है तो दवाऐ भी होंगी,

तू ना कर फिकर , कभी जी ले इस कदर बेवजह।

माना कि तुझे काम बहुत है, जिंदगी में ना आराम बहुत है।

माना तेरे अरमान बहुत है, और बड़ा यह आसमान बहुत है,

फिर भी कभी उड़ते उड़ते थक जाए, पेड़ों की यहां छांव बहुत है ।

रुक जाना कभी यूं ही बेवजह, लेना सुकून के चंद लम्हे गुजार ,

कितना भी उड़ता रहे तो, खत्म ना होने वाला आसमान बहुत है।

कभी बचपन में जा, कभी पानी में नाव चला ,

कभी पकड़ उन तितलियों को , कभी कोई गीत गा ।

कभी जी ले कुछ पल ऐसे भी, सुना है यह जिंदगी बदनाम बहुत है।

Chunnu munnu jhunnu ki sarkaarein

To sahab teen mitra chuunu munnu aur jhuunu ek thode chote sheher k naujawan . Hann ji chota nahi par thoda chota…

Yahan chote aur thode chote sheher me kuch fark hai…

Chote sheher jahan gaon se thoda bada par thode chote sheher se chota, par thoda choda sheher bade sheher se bahut chota… Aji chodiye kahan chote bade k chakkar me padte hai, chalo aage bhadte hai…

Chunnu tha seedha sadha ghar walo ka shehjada , munnu ko ghar ki thi parwah par thoda sa harfan maula, jhunnu to bigda nawab… teeno apne aap me lajawab…

Teeno ham umar aur yaron k yaar…

Shadi ki thi umar banane chale nayi sarkar…

Chunnu ne baat maani ghar walon ki, arrange marriage kar bana li sarkar bahumat ki…

Munnu ko ho gaya tha pyar, par ghar me kuch takrar, yahan bani mili juli sarkaar…

Jhunnu bole inqulab , aur bana li alp mat ki sarkaar…

Bahumat ki sarkar ki shuruaat thi shaandar, nayi bahu ne bhi uthaye sab k nakhre hazar…

Milijuli ka raha mila-jula asar kuch nok jhok k beche sarkar kar rahi basar…

Alp mat ne machaya hahakaar, Roz nikalti do dhaari talwaar…

Samay bit-ta gaya …

Bahumat sarkar me ghotale ho rahe hazar , naam ki reh gayi nayi mantri purane mantrimandal ka keher ho chala aparampaar…

Mili juli ki nok jhok ab ban chuki takrar, mantripad ki race ab hone lagi yahan par yaar…

Alpmat ka inqalab tha barkarar, satta parivartan ki ho rahi darkar…

Chunnu , munnu ,jhunnu ne apatkal baithak bulaya, kya kare kuch samajh na aye bhaya…

Kuch aur samay beeta aur chalti rahi sarkar…

Tutne na diya kisi ne gathbandhan, kuch man kuch beman se sab chalate rahe sarkar…

Fir kuch aur samay paschchat , khatm sabki takrar, kuch man maar k baithe aur kahin palat chuki sarkar…

Jeeven ka sabne fal tha seekha, bas chodna nahi pakde rehna … Fevicol ka ad sabko tha bhaya

sab ne apna mantrimandal vistaar karaya, kuch pyar se kuch takrar se apna apna sarkar chalaya…

Sarkaare aati hai aati rahengi, Chunnu , munnu ,jhuunu ki gaadi bhi chalti rahegi…

Zindagi me sabko sarkar chalana , kabhi gaadi bhagana hai kabhi dhakka lagana hai…

Dosto ki dosti nibhate chalo yaar, sarkaro ka kya hai aati jaati rahengi sarkaar…

Shubh Navratri

Durga bhi tu aur kali bhi tu…

Annapurna bhi tu aur Bhavani bhi tu…

Jeevan bhi tune diya, aakhir bhi tu…

Kuch din puji jaati fir kuchli jaati bhi tu…

Matlabi c duniya kuch ho chali is kadar…

Yahan Devi bhi tu aur kulta bhi tu…

Rijhane chale bhagwan ko , samajh aata insaan nahi…

Haath me saji Puja ki thaali, bagal ki chhuri dikhti nahi…

Naam pe tere hazaroo khoon manzoor hai, jo ayi insaniyat ki baari har koi Anjaan huzoor hai…

Dhoom hai navdurga ki, zarur mathe pe teeka laga lena…

Bas mandiro se usse nikaal k , is samaj me bhi barabari dila dena…